God of Missing Socks
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The God of Missing Socks is Santa Claus’ evil twin. This God often sneaks into houses by coming down the dryer vent. He steals socks when no one is looking and then makes a speedy getaway in an old beat up Chevy El Camino that can fly. Over the years, he has accumulated an enormous collection of single socks, which keep him warm in his frozen South Pole fortress. The penguins are in on it. They might seem cute and cuddly, but they are really keeping an eye out for pesky intruders who might discover the truth.
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