God of Aging Better Than Your Ex
- Every print is signed by the artist and has a unique print number from 1 to 100. Select your desired print number from the drop-down menu on the right (or above if on a mobile device).
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It’s been a while since you saw your ex. Then one day, all of a sudden, you bump into each other out of the blue. You’ve always tried to be the bigger person but there’s not even an English word for the delight you feel when you quickly notice that you look better than them! You can taste the schadenfreude in your mouth; even the most discriminating sommelier would have to give it 100 points. All those days at the gym, those expensive anti-aging creams, and those pieces of cake you let someone else have were completely worth it.
Shipping and Returns
We will typically ship your order within 3 business days via USPS first class mail. Please find more details about our Shipping Policy here. We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your purchase to request a return. Please find more details about our Returns Policy here. For international orders, please note that all duties and taxes must be paid by the receiver.